Tail of Three Dr.’s and a Sweet Coffee

Tail of Three Dr.’s and a Sweet Coffee

Once there was a man named Dr. George who had two lovers, Dr. Ana Maria, who is a world-renowned breast cancer doctor, and longtime lover Dr. Evette . He loved them both. However, Dr. Ana Maria was jealous of Dr. Evette and didn't like the idea of sharing Dr. George's love with anyone else.  

One day, Dr. Ana Maria decided to take matters into her own hands. She invited Dr. George to coffee; Dr. George noted that the coffee was sweet. Dr. George normally took his coffee black but today Dr. Ana Maria gave him a cup of coffee laced with ethylene glycol. Little did Dr. George know that sixteen hours later he would be taken to the hospital where it would be discovered that he had central nervous system depression, cardiopulmonary complications, and renal failure.  

Dr. George did not die from the laced coffee, but Dr. Ana Maria was put on trial for the assault. During the trial poor Dr. Evette had to testify as to the nature of their relationship and the emotional trials that Dr. Ana Maria had put her through.   In the end Dr. Ana Maria was convicted of assault and sentenced to 10 years in prison. Dr. George lived unit 2016 where he then passed from Parkinson's disease. Dr. Evette still practices medicine.  

Moral of the story: If you want sweet coffee maybe you should get the coffee yourself.

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